Saturday, March 10, 2018

That Old Geezer


Comedy

I wrote lyrics to my instrumental from today "Here In My Car"


That Old Geezer
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Dollars Bills Yo
I am rich like a hobo

Drop The Bass
Bust some ass
Ive got a hip made of glass

I am going to kick your ass
once I get there on my mobility scooter
you do not know how pissed off I get
screaming at clouds and things
because it hurts to be old
and it gets tiresome looking at the young whippersnappers
dropping it like its hot
when mine is lukewarm at best
even though I am wearing long underwear
even on warm summer days
because i get cold dag nabbit

guess who is in the house
yeah, do not ask me neither
I have no clue, but lets just say
it rhymes with tough, cause I am old
and to get old, you must be,
like one of those adult diaperes
that you can piss on all day long
and it wont complain
beause you know, it is a diaper
and diapers can not speak
but boy if they could
you probably would not like to listen
because they would go like

that old geezer
he is a maniac
when he is dancing
he is actually peeing his pants

that old geezer
i think that is my rap name
so, old geezer is in the house
remind me if I forget
this is going to be prety hot set
in my pants
get it?
I am so funny

Ive got a grill made of wood
like Washhington, he was a chip of the old block
I bet he would have been like what
if you went up to him and said what is up
he would have been like, God, and you would have been like
what is up and he would have been like God and you would have been like what is up
and he would have been like, Boy, "Were you dropped on your head or something?"
and you would have killed him

and then we would not have United States Of America
because of a time travelling punk, who did not like
the way the founding fathers spoke
and that is why I always say that these young whippersnappers are going to bring about our doom
because they do not like the way we old folk speak, or walk, or piss ourselves on the stage
it is like if my diapers could speak, they would say

that old geezer
he is a maniac
when he is dancing
he is actually peeing his pants

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The project is made with FLstudio 12.3! :


The FLP file is at: (57 That old Geezer.zip)


It uses:

Valo VST: (the link to the vst can be found in this thread at KVR) 

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